Keiryn

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this--too--shall--pass:

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

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pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

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frilencer:

andyflynns:

i’m gonna get a bit sentimental for just a sec and say that no matter how much bullshit and pain ncis put me through i’d still go through all again because i got to know you guys

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spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

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8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

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starfleetrambo:

totallyradcat:

still the funniest part of today

THE LAST ONE THO

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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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