Keiryn

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via cramp)

cotedpdreams:

  • Ziva David - NCIS Season 9

(via classicdinozzo)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via cramp)

We were so close. We can be like that again.

(Source: kpfun, via mozzi-girl)

pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

(via cramp)

mister-smalls:

awwww-cute:

Accidentally scared them during their bath

"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"

mister-smalls:

awwww-cute:

Accidentally scared them during their bath

"GET OUUUUUT MOM"

"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"

"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"

(via diva-gonzo)

tyleroakley:

Cultural icon.

(Source: bennyisherp)

occupymalfoysbed:

Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old

(via cramp)

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

(via cramp)